So, one morning…I come in to work. I and the janitor are the only ones there. I say good morning, how are you, blah dee blah blah; etc. He says, "oh, one interesting thing…somebody left an old mattress in front of the library." Out front? That’s weird, I said, thinking someone had dumped it by the curb for trash pickup. To which he says, "No, it was in the grass, right in front of the branch."
I said, well, that doesn’t make any sense. He said, "Well, the really weird part is that it had, written on it, in big, block letters, NANINI RULES – HIMMEL BITES THE BIG ONE (??)"
I stared at him for a moment. Then, I said, No, I don’t think so, but that’s funny. And he said, "No, really, it did." And I said, Ha ha, right. And where is this ‘message on a mattress’ "In the dumpster over by the pool." On the other side of the park? "Yeah." Okay, wait a minute.
And I proceeded to take a walk across the park to the pool area. And there, leaning against the dumpster is a mattress with, sure enough, printed in giant, perfect block letters, it says, NANINI RULES – HIMMEL BITES THE BIG ONE.
So the next person to arrive is the Branch Manager, Carl Ann Rott. I proceed to tell her about the mattress. She proceeds to say, "Ha, Ha, right." I tell her that it’s the truth. She then takes a little walk across the park.
We never did find out who left it. It didn’t make sense for it to be a member of the public, why would anyone compare the top-circulating branch in the system to little Himmel in the first place. It had to be an inside job. We suspected a couple of our pages. Carol Ann, who managed Nanini just before Himmel, thought maybe it was a personal jab of some kind. We called around. No one ever fessed up.
A few years later, I had moved on to Wilmot library but had been invited to Carol Ann’s retirement party. A day or two before her last day I was driving down the street and I saw an old mattress someone had thrown away. So when Carol Ann came in for her last day, there it was propped up against the park water fountain, and on it was written HIMMEL RULES – CAROL ANN ROCKS.